megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta)

9 hours ago // 42,918 notes

realbookofmorgan:

but how am i supposed to know the world is fucked up if banksy doesn’t spray paint it on a public wall 

9 hours ago // 3,913 notes